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So blonde: review

What’s happened "blonde" In modern Inte…

What’s happened "blonde" In modern Internet folklore? The essence of the lower order, unable to cope with "new technologies" in the person of computers, and just a common name, standard "Female logic". How such an image has developed – a long story, but the fact is evident. And words "Game about the blonde" In such a situation, a terrible picture of the next clone is drawn in advance in advance Sims, multiplied by pink, tasteless jewelry and many, many flat humor.

It’s already scary? But don’t be scared. The authors of the game made the impossible – made a quest with a blonde in the title role in the style of the series Monkey Island, Broken Sword or Runaway. At a level, at least not worse. With good humor, high -quality (for a drawn quest) picture and an interesting plot. Just do not believe the advertising slogans telling about "Simulator Paris Hilton" – And everything will be fine.

No, the main character does not look like the scandalous and aggressive-deep idols of modern pop modes. Unless the appearance of American youth comedies. But she has an IQ not lower than average, sane sense https://ventiperquattro.it/pages/che-cosa-rende-neon54-casino-una-scelta-ideale-per-i-giocatori-dazzardo.html of humor and tolerable character. Turning a banal escape from the island into a mini-adventure in the spirit "Save humanity from world evil". The scale, however, is not world. But about everything in order.

So, the main character is the name of Sunny, and she is a normal girl at the beginning of the 21st century. Traveler. I mean, traveling. For at some point, not without the help of their boyfriend (and where they find such?), she went straight to the pirate island. A real island with real pirates, natives and other zoo. In times Francisa Drake and other celebrities. And here it is not so important whether it moved to the past or just a place came across such a forgotten civilization. You need to get out of there. Aggressive nature around and all that other, harmful to spoiled skin cosmetics.

But easy to say – get out. Whether Sanny Blonde, but Lara Croft or, say, Sarah Connor – everything would turn into several hours of running around and a couple of thousand thousand shot cartridges. But Sunny, it seems, did not hold even a water pistol in her hands, where to fight with aggressive and quite real knights of the seas. Therefore, it will act with cunning and sharp word. And, at times, you have to rely on the speed of the reaction obtained in the fitness club. Although, who knows, maybe in judo courses.

With cunning and conversations, everything is clear – the quest is a quest. Items scattered around, characters, inventory. We select, combine, use, communicate. But the tests to dexterity and reaction are represented by mini-games. They are absolutely disposable and do not even require an indispensable completion for the development of the plot, but they do not cause irritation. Sometimes I want to give a rest to the brain, loading the spinalities and here these arcade inserts are very useful.

And the brain will be loaded constantly here, although not too much. No wonder they were mentioned Monkey Island Sawdogs, local places are filled with events and characters. Instead of disparate tasks, we get continuous running and communication. Plus a bunch of small curtains to the world around. Explore the door to get into the city. Jewel. The world answers the same, although some will defend Sanny. Creating herself problems, which she then solve. What a nobility.

In general, solving problems here is customary with the help of conversations. Fortunately, the main character is a deep social personality, and therefore to persuade anyone, from a native leader to the captain of the pirates, the problem will not be. You just need to choose the key to a specific situation.

The local places are filled with life as far as possible. The scriptwriters tried to fame, the game is not boring. In each location – there are not too many of them, but there is no shortage – there is something that can please the attentive player. Links here to anything, from Stevenson And to modern games. Go to the forest at least.

In addition, it is beautiful enough here. Spite of the name, the game does not abuse "Blonde" Attribution, instead, looming just the fact that we all watched in good quests before, and what we expect from them in the future. Although, of course, someone will seem too simple to someone. We send them to the series Myst. And the developers of SO Blonde did not make stupid things, instead, creating an old -fashioned but high -quality product. Long live the masters of the old school!

The name – the only minus of the game – will frighten, unfortunately, too many. And will attract those to whom all these dialogs, inventory, and the world around the world did not give up. Otherwise, this is a good example of a drawn quest.

Pros: plot;graphics;gameplay.
Cons: The cover, the name and appearance of the heroine will not arrange everyone.

作者: yuan

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